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»Posted by FunkyMoron at 04:22:01 PM on October 25, 2004 |
8.5/10 -- When I first saw commercials for Team America, I thought that it was going to be a dumb dumb movie that would end up amongst the many movies I would put off seeing until, some late night three years from now, it would happen to be the only thing on TV running on Comedy Central. My opinion slowly changed as the date of premiere drew near, and it was decided that I would go watch it. Not only was it hilarious, but it was decently enjoyable. Full
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| Whoever Wins... We Lose. | TV/Movies |
»Posted by FunkyMoron at 05:00:54 PM on August 14, 2004 |
9.5/10 -- Was Alien Vs. Predator a good movie? Debatable. Was it an enjoyable movie and worth my $8.75? Hell yes. If you’re looking for the utter horror or suspense of the Alien movies, you’ll be disappointed. If you’re looking for gruesome gory killing one would expect after seeing the Predator movies, you’ll also be left out. What AvP gives you is what one would expect out of a crossover of two of the most popular alien franchises – a gimmicky joy ride that is supported by a weak plot and weaker one-liners. Also, the tagline "Whoever Wins ... We Lose" is a complete lie. But hey, at least the movie was funny! Full
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| Spider-Man, Spider-Man! | TV/Movies |
»Posted by FunkyMoron at 10:47:10 PM on August 09, 2004 |
9.5/10 -- Wow, that was an awesome movie. I think many of you agree with me in that it was a lot better than the first one. Tobey Maguire reprises his role as Peter Parker/Spider-Man in the sequel, Spider-Man 2. Set two years after the first movie, Spider-Man 2 follows Parker as he tries his best to be a good student, good employee, good photographer, good nephew, and obviously a good superhero. However, being a superhero is not a 9-5 job and as Peter finds out, Peter Parker misses out on too many things because of the responsibilities he believes Spider-Man must answer to. Peter Parker decides that he’s had enough, and gives up on being Spider-Man. (And that wasn’t giving up away anything, it was seen in the previews! However, if you don’t want to have me ruin anything don’t read on). Full
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 | Harold and Kumar Review | TV/Movies |
»Posted by Pokeyouindaeye at 10:31:38 PM on August 09, 2004 |
8.0/10
Starring: John Cho, Kal Penn
Directed by: Danny Leiner
Released: August 6th, 2004
Run Time: 1 hour 28 minutes
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| Bye-Bye Edgar.... | Sports |
»Posted by Pokeyouindaeye at 08:27:37 PM on August 09, 2004 |
After 17 years of pleasing Mariners fans and giving everybody a face to cheer for, the 41 year old Edgar Martinez has decided to hang up the cleats at the end of the season. Full
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 | The Latest in the NBA | Sports |
»Posted by QuiteTheGuyMI at 12:54:23 AM on August 03, 2004 |
Ok, maybe not quite the latest, but I'll be typing a more up to date one soon. Full
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| Shreeeeek 2 | TV/Movies |
»Posted by QuiteTheGuyMI at 12:49:11 AM on August 03, 2004 |
10/10 It's all about Sir Justin. No it's not, I lied. Full
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| Hero Review | TV/Movies |
»Posted by Pokeyouindaeye at 02:09:15 AM on August 02, 2004 |
8.5/10
Title: Hero
Starring: Jet Li, Tony Leung, Maggy Cheung, Zhang ZiYi, and Chen Dao Ming
Directed By: Zhang YiMou
Release Date: August 27th, 2004.
Run Time: 1 Hour 36 Minutes
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| I, Robot Audience Member | TV/Movies |
»Posted by FunkyMoron at 11:50:19 PM on August 01, 2004 |
7.5/10 -- Will Smith continues his summer movie dominance with his latest hit, I, Robot. Set in the not too far future, the movie takes place in Chicago in a time when robots have become advanced enough to be used as virtual slaves. Programmed with basic rules, these robots are the ideal servants -- they do whatever they are told to, but with certain limitations designed to protect the humans. Although all robots are programmed with these limitations, Detective Del Spooner (Smith) believes the robots are capable of more damage than people are led to believe. Full
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